you're gonna get
out of the shower.
Yeah, seeing
all that running water
always makes me
need to pee.
You don't pee
in the shower, dude!
That's fucking disgusting!
Boys-a please!
We've got to get this boy
to-a that drainage valve
or we're all a-gonna die.
Jesus Christ!
It has been many, many hours
since the apocalypse,
and all I keep thinking
is "Why me?"
Why am I the only one
of my race
God chose to survive in this
minority-run world?
When the smoke
has cleared,
I'm sure the minorities
will start rebuilding.
Building the world
in their way.
I can see it now.
No...
Alright, Eric Cartman.
Let's hear your book report.
I read Treasure Island
because I was so happy
when I saw that movie.
Hey!
You're living in a minority
speaking country now.
Say it right.
Because I was so happy
when I seen that movie.
- Good.
- No...
Trying to find a job
will be even harder.
You don't expect to make
the same amount of money
that minorities make,
do you?
Well, I do just
as much work...
Ha ha.
You're trash around here.
You'll never make as much
as a minority.
No...
Eventually, the minorities will
do away with me all together.
All those in favor of putting
white people in camps?
ALL: Aye!
All those opposed?
No...
The minorities win!
No!
No, I don't want to live in your world,
do you understand?
Your world is cold and void
of any humanity.
Just kill me.
Kill me now!
Do it!
Okay, there--
We are almost
a-ready for the diving.
Now if you run a-into
the any problems,
you just tug a-three times
on the cable
and a-Pipi will a-pull you back
a-to the surface.
Let's just get
this over with.
You got a the map-a and
a-Pipi's instructions.
- Yes.
- Good.
Now just-a
one last thing.
You need
to drink some-a pee.
What?
You just need to drink about
a three cups-a pee.
Why?
You swim a down-a
deep in the pee,
you get a-the pressure.
The benz-a!
You have to fill the inside of
your body with some a-pee
to compensate.
That's true, dude.
Didn't you see the Abyss?
I am not.
Not drinking pee.
But only you can a-hold
the breath
a long time to swim down
and release a-the valve
and-a if you get a the benz-a,
then you a fail
and we all a-die!
Just drink the pee, Kyle.
Please, Kyle.
I wanna go home.
What's a-the problem?
When a-you pee, either in
the toilet or in a-the shower,
it all goes to the sewer.
The sewer all a-goes
to the ocean.
The ocean is the water
we all a-drink.
You are always
drinking the pee!
That doesn't make me
feel better!
I wouldn't even be able
to keep it down.
Sure you will!
You drank only pee
for nine months
when you lived in
a-your mother's belly.
No!