in another person's body.
And so, they can have a surgery that makes them
more into the person they see themselves as.
Do you understand?
Totally!
I totally understand!
There, you see Gerald?
He totally understands.
So I hear you're interested in reconstructive surgery.
Yeah, my school teacher wanted to be a woman
and you made him into one.
Oh, yes, Mr. Garrison.
Yes, he had a vaginoplasty, mm-hmm.
Well, do you also do other surgeries like that?
Sure.
You see, sometimes a woman wants to be a man.
That procedure is called a peenieplasty.
No, no, I want to be tall and black.
You what?
I hate being small and Jewish,
I feel like a tall black man.
Ohhh, you want a negroplasty!
Yeah!
A negroplasty?!
It's a fairly common procedure, really,
just the reverse of a caucasioplasty
just like Michael Jackson had.
let's take a look here.
What we do is slice your face and peel it back
so we can insert new pigment-producing cells inside.
We break the arm bones in several places
and put in bracers to make them longer.
Now, the knees, we need to snap off
and fill with small, pound objects that can
cause better movement.
and we finish it off with a nice peenieplasty
to enhance the genitalia.
Negroplasty takes about seven hours and costs roughly $3,000.
Uh, excuse me, is this really a good idea?