Excuse me. My name is -- Ignore.
Hey, could you tell me how i-- Ignore.
Aw, god dammit.
I got sucked into facebook!
I don't know what to do.
I just can't seem to get my friend numbers to go up.
I'm desperate.
That's why i came to you.
You're very smart, Kyle.
But the truth is, as long as you have
That Kipdrordy loser as a facebook friend,
People view your friendship as a liability.
You gotta dump him.
I can't do that. I just feel too bad.
Well, Kyle, then what you have to do is go outside the normal circles
And try to make friends with people who've never heard of kip.
I've been trying!
But i just don't know how to make totally new friends on the internet.
It's not as hard as it sounds, Kyle.
Have you ever heard of chat roulette?
No. What's chat roulette?
Yup. Finding new friends is easier today than ever before.
We just set ourselves up on webcam.
And then the computer will randomly put us with
One of the 50,000 people online also doing chat roulette.
Hey, that's kinda cool.
Uh-Huh. Alright. Let's see who our first chat partner is.
Connect.
Aw, that's some dude jacking off!
Oh, yeah, you get those sometimes.
We'll just click to the next person.
There we go. Hello?
That's just a guy's penis, too!
Okay. Let's try this one.
Dude, i don't wanna see a bunch of guy's penises!
Hold on, Kyle!
This is seriously an amazing gathering place
Where people from all around the world can share their thoughts and ideas!
Okay. That's a dude jacking off, but --
Okay. Dude jacking off.
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.
Ah, here's a guy.